If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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quik reply fuckker, im at the room on the left at the uh... forgot anywayss third floor, to the end of the hospital, btw, I told The Goat and Fingern to wait for you at the entrance, and I paid them to kick your ass... WHOS YOUR DADDY! Well soon ill be your dad and the father of your sisters first kid! Man, relax, I told them to just drag you outside and kick you in the nuts, then some atomixc elbows and make u bleed... Your suufering is none of use of me if your ded, plz reply abut your sufferage when they are done, u really think id fight your dirty shit yourself? I AM THE LEADer THE ONE WHO KNOcKS! I DONT LIKE THE FIGHT! PEOPLE FIGHT FOR ME! IN MY NamEN MY GLORY!! Amen, you will soon become an uncle... Nah, tell your sis its a joke, I already told her I insist bangign her look at the pone Goat has in his poket, her last responz is "now?" and two smileys with eyes poppingg XD Seriously, if they are not already kicking your ass... Well, they sent me a pic, I suppose you will end up at the hospital too, looks bad kid... But you know the goat, that kid wants to kill, and probably has... ill let theem know that if thhhhey kill youu, they hmmm... then I cantt beat you um mysepf, so no killins in my name, reelas ill call em, but you are just bruise now, I want moar blood. Nero Metal, the coldest leader, of the universe. (dat tok like 6 mins to tyype so wort it, if you diee, i dont responsible for the goat, but i think finger will stop him zoon.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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BOTTOM!!!

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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hi

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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