A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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... Chan chan

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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