where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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i dont like chris

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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