- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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