- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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