The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Carrot fingers

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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hit the thumbs down button

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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