What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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