- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Potato!

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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