Your grandma's cookies.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

The Christian Bible.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

full house

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