- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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