Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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what happens every day? People die

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HEY YOU!!!!

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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