- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

How are cars made? By magic.

Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

Gay Rights

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

Davey Peterson.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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