- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

why did the man die? he was shot

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.