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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

josh roberts got the d in geog

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A man walks into a bar.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot