Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

A baby seal walks into a club

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

whats worse than school? Summer school

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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