What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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