Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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