why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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this is not an anti joke

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Come In!

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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The Holocaust.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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