- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

I LIKE TRAINS

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

A sober Amy Winehouse

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

what's brown and sticky? A stick

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Whats the difference between a frog?

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