- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

Why did it die Nothing died

lol a man is drowning

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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