Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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woman..parallel parking

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Anti Joke

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