Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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The Holocaust

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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