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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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