Knock knock --Come in.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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