- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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