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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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Lil' Wayne

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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girls lacrosse

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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