"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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Lil' Wayne

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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girls lacrosse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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wommmoaooammaaa

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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Knock Knock Come in.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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