- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

honest politician

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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