A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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My parents died!

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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