Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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69

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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