Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

Look how far I can kick this bucket

What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

these are shit

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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