What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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these are shit

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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