- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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