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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

An Asian man fails a math test

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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