- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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