Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Anti Joke

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