Nickelback

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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woman..parallel parking

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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