- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom!!!

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Hail Heetluh

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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