One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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its all aodhan

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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