Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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JUST KIDDING^

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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