What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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whats one plus one penis

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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