Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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