- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

It smells like triangles in here.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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