- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Hillary Clinton

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

hahahahaha thats not funny

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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