- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Knock Knock Not Yet

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What comes after 69? 70

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Vagina.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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