You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Hillary Clinton

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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