What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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This joke is funny

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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