The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Poop

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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