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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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