- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

PSN IS UP

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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