This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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An Artic Storm.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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