- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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