What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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men's rights.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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soccer

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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30cm = 0,3meters

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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