- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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