- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Whats red and dirty? Her period

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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