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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

Whats the difference between a frog?

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Women's rights

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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