How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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Hello.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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