- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

angelosnyder is not gay

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

what do you call gingers ugly.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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