- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

What did Delaware? A coat.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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