- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

What did Delaware? A coat.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

Charlotte Bobcats

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

Womens' sports

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

whats a willy? -brock

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