Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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girls basketball

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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