Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

Canada AYY

Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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