Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Loner.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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