- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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