what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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