- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

raisin boogers

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

knock knock get lost!

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

Pineapple.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

neil patrick harris

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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