- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

A man walks into a bar.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

0 + 0 = 0

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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