Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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hi

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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I just found out i have cancer.

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kcuf read it backwards

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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