- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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