How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

What time is it? 20:45.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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