- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

I am a nigger.

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

You will not press the like button.

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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