What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

There's my tractor.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

Gangnam style

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

my shift key is broken1

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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