- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

What time is it? 20:45.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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