- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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