- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

my gave me a game i said thank you

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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