"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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