- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??