Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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penis

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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The Holocaust

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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