How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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