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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

hey, my names mark.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Hey! Where is my tracker?

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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