so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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You're*

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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