Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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