- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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