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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

so... how about that airplane food

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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