What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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I hate blackniggers

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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