What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

A chicken walks into a barn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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