Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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A Fat Kenyan

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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